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Your old flash cartoons are probably my favourite online shorts I've ever seen, and as a once huge fan who joined your forum and everything, this has me extremely excited all over again. Best of luck!

chluaid responds:

Hey dude I remember your username from the forums! Because in my head I always pronounced it JackBEEZ. Anyway thanks man!

Really excellently animated and captivating from start to finish, basically! Good job.

Completely brilliantly animated, consistently entertaining and hilarious. I love how the touches of the animation made the guy walking into the donut shop with glee so funny in itself. This was both super excellent as both an animation showcase and a comedy.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

Recent Game Reviews

4 Game Reviews

Wasted concept

I really, really wish the "choices" made in this game had more of a stylistic impact. Why not change the appearance of the man depending on if he prodominantly chose love, hobbies, money etc? Why not change his surroundings or the people/amount of people he's with, too? Why not add some kind of neat passing day and night cycle? I'm sorry but having sentences flash up on the screen such as "Your family misses you" just doesn't make enough impact.

There's so little here that it's hard on what I should even be judging. The only real replay value is in the final messages you see at the end, which would have been a lot more interesting with a more visual accompaniment. Nothing is changed and nothing is different when you die, so all the messages feel pointless. Unless this is some kind of commentary on how everyone ends up the same when they're dead or something like that.

Also, another interesting thing is that I got about 600 more points when I just focussed on getting money, and the message seemed to imply I'd had a more satisfying life, than on my first play through where I attempted to get everything. Strange, though maybe it's cos I just played better the 2nd time?

In summary: it was moderately interesting but it's not something I can ever see myself replaying or revisiting.

Recent Art Reviews

5 Art Reviews

This rules so hard

It's just beyond a perfect caricature.

Nice

Very well drawn/coloured. The design is good, though it feels just a tad ridiculous (big yellow tape over her boobs? Really?). Really, really dig the pink outline. I think in general the face is probably the weakest aspect. The features seem awkwardly placed, as if they were placed further down than they should as to not get covered by her hair. I also think it looks slightly awkward that only one of her eyes is reflecting any light, but then again I guess it makes sense.

Yeah...basically it's a really good image! Good job.

Sashura responds:

the face might look awkwardly placed because her head is slightly tilted downwards and she's looking up at the "camera", so the angle isn't straight-on.

also art is supposed to be ridiculous! so big yellow tape hell yea B)
appreciate your comment!

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Fuckin' JUNE'S LEGS ARE SO GREAT. I don't really know what to say. Overly wacky and feels really familiar, and drawn perfectly. It seems a little uh, "dirty" for lack of a better term, but that's probably just your style. Good job etc!

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